<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369</id><updated>2012-02-11T09:04:42.021-08:00</updated><category term='New Cadillac'/><category term='KBC'/><category term='crap service'/><category term='heaven'/><category term='Home d&apos;Accueil'/><category term='prawns'/><category term='UNHCR'/><category term='kiyovu'/><category term='emeraude'/><category term='Freddy&apos;s Horizon Garden Restaurant'/><category term='nairobi'/><category term='foie gras'/><category term='scallops'/><category term='torero'/><category term='ndolis'/><category term='emerald'/><category term='waiting two hours for this?'/><category term='Loose Lips'/><category term='chez lando'/><category term='Flamingo'/><category term='ruth clemens'/><category term='rwanda'/><category term='sarkozy'/><category term='royal garden'/><category term='crinkle cut chips'/><category term='save the children'/><category term='muhabura'/><category term='review'/><category term='Indian'/><category term='passadena'/><category term='carwash'/><category term='reviews'/><category term='select'/><category term='nakumatt'/><category term='gorilla'/><category term='mutzig'/><category term='nayama choma'/><category term='cock-a-leekie soup'/><category term='Stella'/><category term='La Sierra'/><category term='food not great either'/><category term='Observer'/><category term='what an extraordinary coincidence'/><category term='brazilian'/><category term='Jay Rayner'/><category term='malnutrition'/><category term='Bourbon Cafe'/><category term='Le Banjo'/><category term='Tourist Rest House'/><category term='Nile Grill'/><category term='bloom hotel'/><category term='chinese'/><category term='mcdonalds'/><category term='saloon doors'/><category term='kenya'/><category term='restaurant'/><category term='Planete'/><category term='obama burger'/><category term='Fine Dine'/><category term='wine'/><category term='diplomat hotel'/><category term='roys of wroxham'/><category term='churrasacaria'/><category term='curry'/><category term='kigali'/><category term='ugali'/><category term='belvedere'/><category term='rodizio'/><category term='Karibu'/><category term='republika'/><category term='come on guys - its a small town and you can do better than that'/><category term='steak veal cordon bleu'/><category term='chef'/><category term='salsa'/><category term='FAO'/><category term='bumcrack'/><category term='novotel'/><category term='Guardian'/><category term='tripadvisor'/><category term='tramezzini'/><category term='burger'/><category term='serena'/><category term='Indian Khazana'/><category term='french'/><category term='h2o'/><category term='sole luna'/><category term='food'/><category term='eating'/><category term='papyrus'/><category term='twitter'/><category term='ruhengeri'/><category term='Experimental Jifflings'/><category term='silverback'/><category term='Urumuri'/><category term='idiots'/><category term='new cactus'/><category term='ravioli'/><category term='uptight eating'/><category term='blues cafe'/><category term='union trade centre'/><title type='text'>Kigali Restaurant Reviews</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>24</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-4842519428088005406</id><published>2012-02-11T03:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-11T03:18:15.056-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jay Rayner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='save the children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='malnutrition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ruth clemens'/><title type='text'>Rwanda News</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Hello once again. It's been while, but I wanted to spread the word about some Rwanda news.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Jay Rayner - one of my favourite food writers - and baker Ruth Clemens are coming to Rwanda with Save the Children UK to raise awareness of childhood hunger and malnutrition.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;You can find out more &lt;a href="http://www.savethechildren.org.uk/news-and-comment/news/2012-02/food-writers-visit-rwanda-raise-awareness-childhood-hunger?utm_campaign=nutrition&amp;amp;utm_medium=external&amp;amp;utm_source=eb1"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;You can also follow Jay's visit on Twitter &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/jayrayner1"&gt;@jayrayner1&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;In the meantime, I'm currently blogging at &lt;a href="http://nairobichoma.blogspot.com/"&gt;nairobichoma.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;. I'm still in Kigali fairly frequently, and hope to tie up a few loose ends on Kigali Restaurant Reviews soon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h2 class="username" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="js-username"&gt;&lt;span class="screen-name"&gt;&lt;s&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-4842519428088005406?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/4842519428088005406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=4842519428088005406' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/4842519428088005406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/4842519428088005406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2012/02/rwanda-news.html' title='Rwanda News'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-4826185402351064418</id><published>2010-07-10T09:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T09:23:09.640-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diplomat hotel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chef'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='curry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cock-a-leekie soup'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indian'/><title type='text'>"Dr Cat is disillusioned with / a new cloud arriving"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Indian Chef &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;For work reasons, I used to live in Hemel Hempstead. For those unfamiliar with 'Hemel', it is one of those joyless over planned Home Counties bumhole towns. The natives - Hemeloids - like to spend their time shrieking at each other, fighting outside pubs, and eating at Indian Restaurants. Hemel has more Indian restaurants than trees, and they seem to multiply faster than rabbits. Some are good, mostly they're bad. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Kigali isn't a joyless over planned bumhole town. The planners haven't quite finished yet. However, it still has more than its fair share of Indian restaurants. According to one Ugandan Asian of my acquaintance this is because East African Asians are better at doing business than they are at making pizzas. From what I've tried at Kigali's various Indian restaurants, they're better at doing business than they are at cooking curries too.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Indian Chef has a pleasant enough setting behind the &lt;a href="http://kigalidiplomathotel.net"&gt;Diplomat hotel&lt;/a&gt;, snuggled in the valley behind the parliament. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Surfer&lt;/span&gt; and I sit outdoors and are immediately surrounded by a circle of hovering obsequiousness. This is increasingly common in Kigali restaurants as owners and managers overcompensate in an effort to overcome Kigali's reputation for crap service. The result is that diners feel pressured into ordering quickly, ruining the relaxed flow of a good restaurant meal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Like other Indian Restaurants in Kigali the menu here is too long, and includes some unlikely dishes which you just know the chef can't manage. Chinese dishes creep in at the edges, and cock-a-leekie soup even makes an appearance.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Sweet Jesus. &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-a-leekie_soup"&gt;Cock-a-leekie soup&lt;/a&gt;? At which stage in the writing of the menu did the chef sneak this one in?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Poppadums and so on are fairly run of the mill, and for some reason we're plied with salt and vinegar crisps. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Surfer&lt;/span&gt; orders a vegetable curry and asks for a little additional heat. I write 'vegetable curry' as the finished result is so generic that it is hard to remember what the original order was. The 'additional heat' comes in the form of raw green chillies stirred into the cooked curry at the end. They impart little of their heat to the sauce, but deliver eye-watering explosive surprises.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;My chicken biriyani looks promising, but is spoilt by a slightly rancid flavour (bad ghee or cooking oil?) permeating the dish. The accompanying yoghurts and pickles are OK, but do little to hide the problem.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Oddly enough, the side dishes that &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Surfer&lt;/span&gt; and I share are top notch. Garlic nan is light and fresh out of the oven, and cumin rice is well cooked and perfectly seasoned and spiced - we even decide to box up the remains for dinner the next day. I order a kulcha, but am eventually served something else entirely. This doesn't prove to be a problem, as the something else entirely is a feather light flatbread, slightly moist and flaky, tasting somewhere between a roti and a chapathi. The staff insist it is a kulcha, even though it is nothing of the sort.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Staff are friendly and attentive. Our young waiter engages us in a bit of chat about our time in Rwanda. Asked if we've learned any Kinyarwanda words, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Surfer&lt;/span&gt; leans over and whispers "Amabere" in his ear, and we watch him go spinning and giggling in embarrassment across the restaurant.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The owners hover a bit at the end, chatting about football and food. They keep shaking my hand and fishing for opinions, and it dawns on me that I've been rumbled. This happens occasionally, and is always a bit awkward. They hand me a suggestions book, which I sign as &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Jiffler&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://kigalidiplomathotel.net"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Diplomat Hotel Website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-4826185402351064418?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/4826185402351064418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=4826185402351064418' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/4826185402351064418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/4826185402351064418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/07/dr-cat-is-disillusioned-with-new-cloud.html' title='&quot;Dr Cat is disillusioned with / a new cloud arriving&quot;'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-7289015509910336962</id><published>2010-05-02T06:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-02T06:35:51.227-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rodizio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brazilian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bloom hotel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nayama choma'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='churrasacaria'/><title type='text'>He's the one who likes all our pretty songs</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;The Don leans over and expels smoke from the side of his mouth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"This is no place for men like us to talk. I know somewhere we can go and have rotating chicken".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A taxi ride away in Kimironko, we draw up outside the &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Bloom Hotel&lt;/span&gt;. The restaurant has a tin roof that rattles loudly under the rain. We won't be overheard. The Bloom Hotel does a 6,000 RwF rodizio menu at the weekends. Good Idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With Waragi procured, the Don grunts at the waiter &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Bring me that Kenyan"&lt;/span&gt;. The Kenyan arrives and we negotiate ugali and sukuma wiki on the side to keep The Philosopher happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"This is Brazilian Nyama Choma"&lt;/span&gt; I explain to general indifference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's not bad to be fair. The place is scruffy and simple enough to resemble a proper churrascaria and the grill is a fairly authentic looking piece of kit. There are no feijao or farofa though, and the choice of meat is limited to goat, chicken and cubes of lovely salty beef. We finish with huge chunks of grilled pineapple covered in cinnamon and lean back in our chairs to pick our teeth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"I think I'd like it in Brazil"&lt;/span&gt; muses the philosopher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bloom Hotel &lt;a href="http://www.bloomkigali.com/"&gt;Website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-7289015509910336962?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/7289015509910336962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=7289015509910336962' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/7289015509910336962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/7289015509910336962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/05/hes-one-who-likes-all-our-pretty-songs.html' title='He&apos;s the one who likes all our pretty songs'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-4094149955075843591</id><published>2010-05-02T06:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-02T06:20:12.589-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mutzig'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prawns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='french'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='select'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scallops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foie gras'/><title type='text'>Yeah, there's a great truth you should know</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Select&lt;/span&gt; is a proper restaurant. It is a cocktails in the bar, lashings of red wine, three courses, cigars and brandy restaurant. It is also, for Kigali, a bit on the pricey side (read: London mid-range pricing). If anything this improves the place somewhat, as it keeps out the young-gifted-&amp;amp;-white riff-raff who think it's acceptable to go out to dinner wearing flip-flops and a t-shirt with writing on. Instead you'll find senior civil servants, perhaps a politician or two, sharp-suited business men, and clean-shirted expats who don't wear baseball caps at the table.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a nice view of the city, as is compulsory these days, and the whole place is comfortably elegant. You know you're in a serious restaurant, but there is none of the stiff formality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most of the food is sourced locally, but a fair bit is air-freighted from Europe or the Swahili coast. I know this is naughty, but look at the menu: monster prawns, scallops, sea bass, Dover sole... and if you want to be really naughty you can order melt in the mouth foie gras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most dishes on the menu are European classics. Goat cheese tart is far better than it should be, and beef carpaccio is precise but perhaps a little too delicate on flavour. Did I mention the foie gras? Mains are pretty robust - how about a fatty, juicy heft of pork shoulder that is practically hanging of the plate (according to the owner, this is rapidly becoming Select's signature dish)? Coq au vin is traditional and without a trace of poulet bicyclette, and prawns comes as big as your hand. Oh yeah - the chips are good too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The staff are charming and efficient. There's no need to double fist your Mutzigs here as the service is prompt and attentive without being pushy or lurking. The owner, Michel, has run restaurants around the world and welcomes you self-deprecatingly, while the head chef acts as his foil, making sure no lady's hand goes unkissed. A tour of the impressive kitchen reveals a relaxed and smiling team who believe in what they are doing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Book a table. Go. Wear your best shoes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Select &lt;a href="http://www.selectboutiquehotel.com/dining/"&gt;Website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-4094149955075843591?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/4094149955075843591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=4094149955075843591' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/4094149955075843591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/4094149955075843591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/05/yeah-theres-great-truth-you-should-know.html' title='Yeah, there&apos;s a great truth you should know'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-657714507164283510</id><published>2010-03-16T23:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T23:25:14.106-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tramezzini'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bourbon Cafe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='union trade centre'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blues cafe'/><title type='text'>'Cause, this is where the one who knows / Meets the one who does not care</title><content type='html'>&lt;div  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;Located behind the Union Trade Centre, &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Blues Cafe&lt;/span&gt; is a knock off of Bourbon Cafe only with a much lower population density of 21 year old white girls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah - that reminds me - have a look at &lt;a href="http://postcardjunky.wordpress.com/2010/03/11/rwandan-officials-appeal-to-western-governments-please-send-more-blacks/"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; if you fancy a giggle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blues Cafe seems like a good spot to grab something quick on a Sunday afternoon. The menu is again familiar from Bourbon Cafe, with addition of a few burgers, and one of my favourite guilty pleasures - the Rolex (an omelette rolled up inside a chapathi. It was the clandestine consumption of these during extensive fieldwork in Kenya in the late 90's that kept me from strangling several of my colleagues and throwing them into the latrine. Anyhow, we'll leave that for the memoirs).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eschewing the Rolex I opt for a Tramezzini, more to annoy myself than anything because:&lt;br /&gt;a/ Tramezzini is the plural. How annoying. Not as annoying as 'Expresso', but getting there&lt;br /&gt;b/ Tramezzino basically means 'sandwich' in Italian. It's a club sandwich for god's sake. Sure enough a pizza is a pizza and pasta is pasta, but a sandwich is a sandwich in English. You wouldn't order fagioli su pane tostato oustide of Italy. Actually you wouldn't order it inside Italy either. Can you imagine the mess they'd make of it there? There would be all manner of garlic and parmesan nonsense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My companion, The Philosopher orders a chicken burger. We order large glasses of slightly sweetened fresh fruit cocktail, and settle in for a discussion of Kenyan constitutional reform. Settle in for an hour and fifteen minutes before we see our food. Add to this another 5 minutes for knives and forks to arrive, the request for which proves difficult to understand, despite being made clearly and slowly in six different languages (not Italian though maybe that's the problem).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the tramezzino is alright. Chicken pieces are slightly curried and covered in a sort of pink approximation of marie-rose sauce (Yeah, me neither). There are bits of avocado. I like avocado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is the plural of avocado? Avocadi or avocados? Answers on the back of a voting slip please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The philosopher seems more puzzled by his burger. It's foundation is a not insubstantial breast of poulet-bicyclette, but it is the fried egg sitting atop that is causing consternation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"I'm not sure I should be eating chicken and egg at the same time"&lt;/span&gt; remarks the philosopher, frowning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I see where he's going with this and ask: &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Would you eat beef and milk at the same time?"&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"No. That would be ridiculous".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"OK..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"I mean, you have to leave a little bit of something don't you? Something for the chicken".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like I say. The Philosopher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Blues Cafe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Behind the Union Trade Centre&lt;br /&gt;Tel: 078832366&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-657714507164283510?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/657714507164283510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=657714507164283510' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/657714507164283510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/657714507164283510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/cause-this-is-where-one-who-knows-meets.html' title='&apos;Cause, this is where the one who knows / Meets the one who does not care'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-6699236483041248766</id><published>2010-03-08T08:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T08:24:11.576-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='steak veal cordon bleu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sarkozy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new cactus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><title type='text'>So spill your breakfast and drip your wine, just wear that dress when you dine.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Despite once drunkenly claiming it to be 'the best restaurant in Kigali', I don't go to&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; New Cactus&lt;/span&gt; often enough. I think this is mainly because I can never find it in the dark. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The view here rivals the best of Kigali views, so it is a shame that it is hidden from most of the tables. A quick natter with Christophe - a charming waiter/front of house - secures us a decent view on the lawn, and boozy refreshments are delivered swiftly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Shared Triangles of deep fried pastry-wrapped goats cheese and bacon dipped in honey are something of a taste sensation here, and disappear quickly. Massive avocado halves are let down slightly by a too heavy hand with the vinaigrette. Mushrooms on toast are from a tin, so avoid these.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Veal Cordon Bleu comes fist-sized (that's big - my hands are somewhat agricultural) and swimming in a rich cheese sauce which invites the dipping of perfect chips. Veg is that usual peculiar melange of frozen peas&amp;amp;brocolli&amp;amp;carrot a la Chez Lando.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;After an initial confusion of orders, a steak arrives at our table shrunken and practically burnt rather than rare as requested. The Atilla the Hun of Restaurant feedback sends it back, and sure enough a properly cooked version swiftly appears along with an offer of extra chips.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;So a screw-up then, but one quickly rectified and accompanied by all sorts of apologetic genuflection. How often do you find that in a Kigali restaurant? Complaints are usually met with an indifferent Sarkozy-esque shrug and a partial admission of responsibility...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;New Cactus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Kayuku Street,  Kiyovu I think...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Tel: +250252572572&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-6699236483041248766?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/6699236483041248766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=6699236483041248766' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/6699236483041248766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/6699236483041248766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/so-spill-your-breakfast-and-drip-your.html' title='So spill your breakfast and drip your wine, just wear that dress when you dine.'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-1370001257886328614</id><published>2010-02-28T02:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-28T03:02:43.343-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bumcrack'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ravioli'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tripadvisor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mcdonalds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kiyovu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='burger'/><title type='text'>Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;Tripadvisor still rates Heaven Restaurant as the number one in Rwanda, a statistic which Heaven proudly quotes on their &lt;a href="http://www.heavenrwanda.com/"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt;. Perhaps the casual diner would prefer to hear the views of the general public on Tripadvisor than what a smartarse with a blogspot account thinks, but just remember this: the general public like eating at McDonalds. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do check out the &lt;a href="http://www.heavenrwanda.com/"&gt;Heaven website&lt;/a&gt; though - my partially exposed bumcrack still appears peeping slyly at you in a photograph on the Heaven homepage. What a glorious legacy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pleasingly, the menu has changed since my last visit, but my concentration span is low so I order the default burger which impressed me so much on my very first visit. I also got to taste a Turbo King beer, a dark beer with a Trappist vibe going on. At about 8% though, overconsumption might lead to errors of judgement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An amuse bouche is normally the chef's excuse to show off a bit, but here we are presented with the same baby poo on chapathi chips as they were knocking out two years ago. Yawn. They still haven't listened about the Guacamole either. A squeeze of lime juice, an extra pinch of salt,  and maybe a spot of chilli is all it takes folks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The burger seems to have declined. Despite ordering medium, it comes well done,  very dry, and about the size of a bottle top. The bun is also dry and slightly burnt, while the triangle of cheese is barely visible. Chez Lando do a better burger. Yes: Chez Lando. Chips (fries) are good though. Very crisp and more-ish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Making fish and chips - proper British fresh-from-the-chippy fish and chips - is both a delicate science and a fine art. Either do it properly or don't do it at all. Likewise ravioli: it looks all handmade and nice, but why force it to swim in a big red puddle like some sort of bizarre alien crime scene?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, top marks for chips (fries) and very good service. Top marks for that view as well. I had a quick poke around in the kitchen too, which seemed very clean, until I was politely ejected. I can't quite put my finger on why Heaven always strikes me as a bit weird though. It's a bit like going on the London Eye. You can enjoy the view, especially at night, but it's expensive, and you're in a bubble isolated from the people in the city down below, surrounded by overweight tourists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Number 1? Nope, maybe top five on a good day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-1370001257886328614?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/1370001257886328614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=1370001257886328614' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/1370001257886328614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/1370001257886328614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/02/ooh-baby-do-you-know-what-thats-worth.html' title='Ooh, baby, do you know what that&apos;s worth?'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-1443223499615949793</id><published>2010-02-21T02:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-21T02:57:03.640-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chinese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='royal garden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kiyovu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indian'/><title type='text'>It's okay, even better this way. That's what they'll tell you. That's what they'll say</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Just down the Hill from Mille Collines - in what I think used to be the American club - the &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Royal Garden&lt;/span&gt; is knocking out a mix of Chinese and Indian food, and minestrone soup.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The main thrust of the menu is the sort of vaguely Indian cuisine served at Khazana, although with the addition a whole page of ever reliable egg curries on the menu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A few years back there used to be an Indian Restaurant in Kigali called the Minar, and I wonder if the chef at Royal Garden used to work there. Like the Minar, Royal Garden's curries are quite rich and creamy, and very heavy on the ghee. Fresh herbs are in evidence, but these fail to make much an impression against the heavy sauces.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Tandoori roti's are OK, a little over-cooked around the edges, and rices fine. Our paneer sizzler is delayed, and arrives only after one of our table ("the Atilla the Hun of restaurant feedback") wrestles a waiter to the ground and sets about him with a tightly rolled chapathi. What arrives is kind of weird, and involves cabbage, chicken, and cheese.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;But lo - the manager takes it off the bill, and demands feedback. OK then, here is my feedback:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Lighten up the food and tighten up the service. Skim off some of that ghee and have more faith in your spices and fresh herbs. Keep the breads moving quick in the tandoori - they need to come straight to the table before they start cooling and going hard. Tighten up on service - it is very friendly and polite but the wait on the sizzler dish was a bit silly. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;And take the tinned soups off the menu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;It is Valentine's night, and the place is packed with people wearing red. Our table are the only wazungu present, so it is sort of the inverse of Khazana in that respect. I reckon that could be a very good thing indeed. Once the restaurant settles in a bit, I'd say the food might easily match up to Khazana (and no Khazana-style "morning after" problems were reported). So Royal Garden: good luck.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Royal Garden&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Kiyovu, Opposite the Bank National of Rwanda &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Tel:0788 500073 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Email:  gardenroyal@yahoo.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-1443223499615949793?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/1443223499615949793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=1443223499615949793' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/1443223499615949793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/1443223499615949793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/02/its-okay-even-better-this-way-thats.html' title='It&apos;s okay, even better this way. That&apos;s what they&apos;ll tell you. That&apos;s what they&apos;ll say'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-1157763298883882104</id><published>2010-02-16T12:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T12:58:43.610-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ndolis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bourbon Cafe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mutzig'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sole luna'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chez lando'/><title type='text'>I go, I come back.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;I'm back. My usual table please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despite an absence of 18 months or so, the staff at Chez Lando greet me like an old friend. Some things have changed for the better - there are more hotel rooms and fewer tarts in the bar than previously - and some things have taken a turn for the worse. The best bar in Kigali, Jiffling HQ, is now a building site, and we're forced to take our Mutzigs around the corner were the old nightclub used to be. At least you can get a &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;croque-monsieur&lt;/span&gt; now (well, a loose interpretation of one). All my lobbying finally paid off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I see Ndoli's still sells Domaine Bergon for 8000 RwF, and that the hot snacks still make you ill. Sole Luna seems bigger, or maybe I just got smaller, and the young digital nomads still play the game of eyes with each other from behind their laptops at the Bourbon Cafe. Is it me, or is Bourbon Cafe getting a little scruffy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyhow, recommendations please folks. Don't be shy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-1157763298883882104?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/1157763298883882104/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=1157763298883882104' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/1157763298883882104'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/1157763298883882104'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-go-i-come-back.html' title='I go, I come back.'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-8968065693522334011</id><published>2008-12-06T10:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T10:22:45.964-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silverback'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Home d&apos;Accueil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ruhengeri'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Urumuri'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gorilla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tourist Rest House'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='muhabura'/><title type='text'>Getting out of town</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Its been a little while, and material has dried up somewhat. In the New Year I'll update the Kigali 'long list' of reviews and sort them into restaurant types for easy surfing action.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;For now though, lets have a look further afield. Some gorilla hunting types may end up spending the night in Ruhengeri on their way to visit our hairy cousins in Volcanoes National Park. With this in mind, here are a few reviews from Ruhengeri.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Having spent the best part of three months based in Ruhengeri, I'd recommend visitors avoid some of the more down at heel bars. As well as the usual annoyingly drunk 'friends' that strangers seem to accumulate in such places, I witnessed a fair few angry punch-ups. My interest in the grotty bars of the world remains strong, but it's important to know when it's time to leave.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Tourist Rest House&lt;/span&gt;, Rue Muhabura&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Despite the general air of grubbiness and foot dragging service, this place remains my favourite place to eat in Ruhengeri. The Ugandan manager speaks good English and is eager to please. The menu is reasonably varied and its a good place to meet friendly folk from Ruhengeri who are having a quiet drink, as well as overlanders and backpackers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Cheap, and reasonably varied menu. Very good chappathis.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Friendly and calm atmosphere.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;When the power goes off the mice come out to play.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hotel Urumuri&lt;/span&gt;, Rue du Marche&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Hard to work out what is going on here, it seems a bit disorganised. Most things on the menu are off, but brochettes are almost guaranteed. You may have to wait some time while they go out and buy the meat though.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Cheap&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Boring food&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A bit disorganised - you'll have a long wait&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Silverback Bar and Restaurant&lt;/span&gt;, Avenue du 5 Juillet (&lt;a href="http://relaysgorillashotel.com/index.html"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;This is a great spot for lunch as you can watch the world go by on Ruhengeri 'High Street'. Food is good quality - the usual brochettes etc, but with a few sandwiches and salads thrown in as well as a lunchtime buffet. There is a decent disco here, and a modern hotel. Its also a good spot for keeping an eye on bus arrivals and departures.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;For people watching&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Good, clean environment&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Can get busy at lunchtime&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Home d'Accueil&lt;/span&gt;, Avenue du 5 Juillet&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Offers up a single massive plate of food at lunchtime, usually beef of some description, with all the carbs and beans you can eat. A little flirtation brings out the best in the staff and it's a pleasant place to spend lunchtime. Some senior military personnel like to eat lunch here, so everyone is well behaved.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Cheap with massive portions&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Quick service at lunchtime&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Little choice available&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hotel Muhabura&lt;/span&gt;, Avenue du 5 Juillet&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Supposedly the only 'decent' hotel in Ruhengeri, this place suffers from the blight of many Rwandese hotels - they are happy to bump guests out of their rooms if a better offer comes in. The food is no better than Silverback, but the prices are higher. You might meet NGO types here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Not a bad place for a drink&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The food is OK&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Overpriced&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Bad service&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Awful, awful coffee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"&gt;Some other tips on Ruhengeri that the guidebook neglects to tell you:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;If you've just returned from Gorilla trekking and are eager to email your friends and family about your amazing experience, please take your muddy boots off before you go into the internet cafes. The owners are too polite to say anything, but they get very annoyed with the daily gang of dirty foreigners trailing mud onto their premises. Your courtesy will be acknowledged with kind smiles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;If you're travelling by bus keep a little spare change for the people who gather to beg around the bus stations. These people are not opportunists like you might occasionally find in Kigali, but are often people with mental health problems or who are very physically ill. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Don't walk on the grass in the middle of the main road through Ruhengeri, cross only where indicated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll post a guide to Gisenyi soon. Butare, being a university town has a few exciting places to eat - I've had some worthwhile stops there. I'm not that familiar with the town though, so ideas welcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-8968065693522334011?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/8968065693522334011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=8968065693522334011' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8968065693522334011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8968065693522334011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/12/getting-out-of-town.html' title='Getting out of town'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-5954618856055061482</id><published>2008-10-29T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T10:22:32.258-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='obama burger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='torero'/><title type='text'>Counting the statistics</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I've got this little bit of software that monitors how many visitors there are to my blogs. I  doesn't steal your data or anything like that, just tells me when, how many, and where you come from, both in terms of links and search terms, and your actual physical geography.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Yawn. Most interesting is a little function that tells you the search terms entered into a search engine which then prompted the user to click through to Kigali Restaurant Reviews. There are a few popular searches, most disturbingly people (mainly residing in Switzerland and Belgium, it seems) searching for the promise of pay-as-you-go sex at some of the more popular hotels in Kigali. My warning remarks about a few places also work as a useful guide for the travelling scumbag.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Apart from all that, another popular, and altogether more legitimate search is for 'Heaven Restaurant'.  It seems that the folks at Heaven have their own website now: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.heavenrwanda.com/Home_Page.html"&gt;Heaven Restaurant Website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;It looks like they're doing a US election night special on the 4th November, so get down there and order some Obama burgers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Also doing good trade at the moment are Torero in town. If they get that place right then Kigali may have a cultural hub worth talking about. Good Luck to them. They have a website too: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.torerocafe.com/"&gt;Torero Cafe Website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-5954618856055061482?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/5954618856055061482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=5954618856055061482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5954618856055061482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5954618856055061482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/10/counting-statistics.html' title='Counting the statistics'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-3689775731323271161</id><published>2008-10-22T08:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T09:04:18.507-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Planete'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Cadillac'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fine Dine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='KBC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='serena'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bourbon Cafe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Karibu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='carwash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indian Khazana'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='republika'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nile Grill'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Le Banjo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='novotel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chez lando'/><title type='text'>Kigali: A 24 Hour City</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Kigali is not so much a city that never sleeps, as, as Alex Turner might put it, a city that never wakes up. What qualifies it as a 24 hour city, is that a lot of visitors only end up spending 24 hours there. As a veteran of Kigali hotels I can confirm that the travelling aid dealers, overlanders, and gorilla hunters tend to make their stops in Kigali as short as possible, before venturing on to excitement elsewhere.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;So, in the absence of any real new material (or content, as I believe the kids call it these days), here's a cut out and keep guide to where to eat if you're in Kigali for 24 hours.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" &gt;High End&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Are you a luxury gorilla tourist, or a high rolling World Bank aid monkey? Here's how to spend &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;those dollars:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Breakfast:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The buffet at Serena is hard to beat, but if you're not staying there it will set you back at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;least $20. Otherwise try the Panorama Restaurant at the top of the Hotel Mille Collins. The &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;buffet isn't as spectacular, but the view makes a great start to the day. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Lunch / Snacks:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The Novotel buffet is one of those places to go when you have money to burn. It isn't much fun &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;though. Better is the Bourbon Cafe, with branches at the Union Trade Centre in town, and the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;MTN Centre in Nyarutarama. Excellent coffees come with free wi-fi, leather sofas, and an &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;international menu (i.e. club sandwiches, salads and burgers)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Dinner (or 'tea' if you're from my neck of the woods)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Its a choice between Indian Khazana, for curry and fancy dress waiters, or Heaven for a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;quality, local sourced menu that changes with the seasons. Both restaurants are in Kiyovu and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;will set you back a minimum of $20 a head - more if you order wine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Late night drinking:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Head down to Republika in Kiyovu for cocktails and beers with a view across the valley.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" &gt;Mid-range&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;For the NGO workers, journalists and solo travellers looking for a hassle free bite.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Breakfast: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;At the hotel, or why not stop in and pick up a pain au chocolat from the bakery at the Novotel or the Nakumatt at UTC.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Lunch:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;La Sierra, near the banks in town does sandwiches, samosas, cheese pasties and a buffet. Eden garden a few doors down has a well regarded buffet. $10 will buy a decent Italian buffet at the Sol e Luna in Remera.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Dinner:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Back to Sol e Luna for a choice of about 50 pizzas, decent pasta and pitchers of red wine. For a broader menu, head to New Cactus in Kiyovu. A reasonably priced and very tasty buffet can be found at Chez Robert, across the road from the Hotel Mille Collines.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Late night drinking:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Fine dine or Karibu in town for a few beers, then on to Planete nightclub for a dance.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" &gt;Budget:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Overlanders, backpackers, volunteers, save your pennies for the following.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Breakfast: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;A cup of tea and a few biscuits. Who needs breakfast?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Lunch:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;There are good buffets to be had at the Kigali Business Centre, Le Banjo in Remera, and at Nile Grill (Rue Kalisimbi, city centre)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Dinner:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Load up on meat quite cheaply at Carwash in Kimihurura, or grab a buffet at Karibu. Chez Lando's (Remera) brochettes come pretty cheap.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;After hours drinking:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Stay at Carwash, or Chez Lando, or head over to Fine dine. New Cadillac for dancing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-3689775731323271161?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/3689775731323271161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=3689775731323271161' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/3689775731323271161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/3689775731323271161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/10/kigali-24-hour-city.html' title='Kigali: A 24 Hour City'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-2173839373399972044</id><published>2008-10-14T08:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T08:10:19.527-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nakumatt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kenya'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roys of wroxham'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nairobi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><title type='text'>Nakumatt</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;All hail the arrival of Nakumatt in Kigali.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;For the uninitiated, &lt;a href="http://www.nakumatt.net/"&gt;Nakumatt&lt;/a&gt; is a successful Kenyan supermarket, that has recently opened itsfirst branch outside Kenya in the Union Trade Centre, smack in the middle of what passes for Kigali 'city centre'. They plan more openings around town soon. Rejoice.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Readers of Experimental Jifflings, or anyone who has shared a beer with me, may detect a whiff of hypocrisy here. I've been in the checkout queue to give the big supermarkets a kicking in the past, and I'll continue beat my little drum in future. But Nakumatt is a different case.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;For one thing, it's Kenyan owned, starting out in Nakuru as a little store selling mattresses (hence the name Nakumatt). I'm pleased to see that the store in Kigali still sells mattresses. The real Nakumatt boom has only come in the last ten years, and they train and pay their employees well, and are an example of how East African business can do well in East Africa. Over in Dakar we have to make do with a grim monopoly of the French owned Casino supermarket chain.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Why is this good for Kigali? Well it's a firm kick up the backside to all the other supermarket owners who overcharge, underservice, and can't guarantee supplies. Nakumatt's economies of scale will bring a new diversity of products to the shelves, and will ensure keen prices. With any luck, Nakumatt's influence will overturn the poor service and silly prices that seem to be the accepted norm at most shops and restaurants in Kigali. Thats no excuse for the City Council to let them open a store on every corner (not that the City Council would ever, ever be open to any sort of persuasion), but a bit of exposure to an economy outside of the bubble is long overdue, and should sharpen everybody up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;And thank Nakumatt for one last thing: Those 8000 franc bottles of Domaine Bergon will be a thing of the past. Now we're entering a new era of Spanish and South african plonks in all the colours that go for less than 5 notes a bottle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;In 1998 I rolled a trolley around a Nakumatt in Nairobi for the first time. We were there to fill up on supplies for 3 months of fieldwork under canvas, and it was an ideal one stop shop. I'd just come from Norfolk, UK, were I'd spent much of my time tramping around the Broads practicing my field skills. &lt;a href="http://www.roys.co.uk/"&gt;Roys of Wroxham&lt;/a&gt; (a supermarket hero) had provided me lunchtime sustenance on many a grey winter morning, so I was delighted to discover that my Nakumatt trolley proudly advertised 'Roys of Wroxham' on the handle. How the hell does one get a shopping trolley from East Anglia to Nairobi? That is one hell of a steal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-2173839373399972044?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/2173839373399972044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=2173839373399972044' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/2173839373399972044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/2173839373399972044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/10/nakumatt.html' title='Nakumatt'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-6307438877012185684</id><published>2008-10-07T04:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T05:02:17.084-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='uptight eating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='saloon doors'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='h2o'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='belvedere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><title type='text'>Uptight Eating</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;H2O Restaurant&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I like a nice bit of decking. Waitresses who stare are even more fun, but please close your mouth now. Brochettes, brochettes, brochettes, steak and chips, brochettes. Owner has got religion in a big way and is considering banning sales of alcohol in the restaurant as well as smoking. If you think that sounds like a good idea then you're probably on the wrong blog.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The steak wasn't bad after all&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Try throwing peanuts into the gaping mouth of the waitress.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;If you're not comfortable with that whole creepy staring thing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;If you want to smoke, drink, have fun...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Belvedere&lt;/span&gt;, Centre Ville, by the banks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Uncertain as to where this fits into the Kigali scene. Despite swinging saloon doors the punters are conservative types. Perhaps they're too aloof and snooty to eat at Chez Lando, because they might have to put up with foreigners, and smoking, and smiling, and the little people not doing as they're told.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;It has saloon doors, that's quite good I suppose.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Staff are cheerful, despite being inefficient and not entirely honest&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Toilets are a state&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Shoddy service&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Menu somewhat limited&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-6307438877012185684?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/6307438877012185684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=6307438877012185684' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/6307438877012185684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/6307438877012185684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/10/uptight-eating.html' title='Uptight Eating'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-5486237259408861078</id><published>2008-09-30T02:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-30T02:46:06.783-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='emerald'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='salsa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crinkle cut chips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='emeraude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='UNHCR'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='passadena'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FAO'/><title type='text'>Good Chips / Bad Chips</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Restaurant Emeraude (Emerald Restaurant)&lt;/span&gt;, Boulevard de l’Umuganda, behind FAO and UNHCR.&lt;br /&gt;Being so close to the FAO offices they do a brisk lunchtime trade here. Staff seem ultra-friendly and helpful and there is a sense of pride in the establishment. A well priced menu  is mostly the usual Franco-International stuff, but has one or two surprises from what looks like a Javanese cookbook, along with healthier options. Ignore the healthy stuff though - the chips are thick cut and full of flavour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommendations:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Friendly atmosphere and swift service&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Good chips, acceptable fish&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Plenty of parking space&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Buffet lunch during the week&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The chicken is like chewing an old slightly singed rope,&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Passadena&lt;/span&gt;, Gikondo Nyenyeri&lt;br /&gt;Done up like some sort of log cabin saloon, this out of the way venue has a funny sort of appeal. Its the kind of place where you might find someone miming to Celine Dion on stage, or doing bad breakdancing. For a real laugh roll up on Thursday night to check out the salsa classes. The last time I went the students enjoyed themselves oblivious to the bad jokes of their over-earnest British teacher. Like an awkward English sitcom. It might even be fun to join in...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Come for the weird entertainment, not the food.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Its a bit out of the way, hard to find a taxi or a moto home at night&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Crinkle cut oven chips. Oh dear.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;---------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;A request for info:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does anyone know the name of the hotel/bar/grill place on the airport road, on the hill opposite the Texaco garage? They do decent brochettes, but I've lost my notes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-5486237259408861078?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/5486237259408861078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=5486237259408861078' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5486237259408861078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5486237259408861078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/09/good-chips-bad-chips.html' title='Good Chips / Bad Chips'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-2239312662579106078</id><published>2008-09-29T08:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-30T02:51:58.249-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Experimental Jifflings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Loose Lips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jay Rayner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Observer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Guardian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><title type='text'>As featured on the Guardian website!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Marvellous news this morning. An article on the &lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/foodanddrink"&gt;Guardian food website&lt;/a&gt; included a link to Kigali Restaurant Reviews. One of my favourite food writers, &lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/jayrayner"&gt;Jay Rayner,&lt;/a&gt; included the link in his &lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2008/sep/29/restaurants.foodanddrink?commentpage=1"&gt;blog-article about ethnically incongruous restaurants&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;My hit counter has gone through the roof! Hopefully this means the blog will reach a wider audience than the current ex-pat crowd, and perhaps help to encourage a few people to visit Rwanda, see for themselves, and spend a few quid.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Its been a good week for publicity. A few days ago I discovered that a link to KRR had been included in Kigali's 'Loose lips' newsletter. 'Loose Lips' has the makings of a good listings and classifieds magazine for Kigali. You can subscribe to the electronic mailing list by writing to: Kigalinewsletter@gmail.com &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;A few more reviews coming soon, and I'm hearing good things about 'Torrero' and a new Turkish place opening up. Meanwhile, have a look at my other site: &lt;a href="http://thejiffler.blogspot.com/"&gt;experimental jifflings&lt;/a&gt; for some foodie notes from my recent trip to Asia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-2239312662579106078?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/2239312662579106078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=2239312662579106078' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/2239312662579106078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/2239312662579106078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/09/as-featured-on-guardian-website.html' title='As featured on the Guardian website!'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-5116983015721075834</id><published>2008-09-26T03:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-26T03:57:04.785-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Freddy&apos;s Horizon Garden Restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Le Banjo'/><title type='text'>Another two:</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;Two more reviews, and I'm not even in Kigali. Magic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Le Banjo&lt;/span&gt;, Remera, on the road to the stadium&lt;br /&gt;Some sort of safari saloon vibes going on here, but the welcome is friendly. Rwandese and East African menu, and there is a popular buffet at lunchtime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Lunchtime buffet (carbs, carbs, beans and carbs) is good value at RwF1,500&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Decent range of snacks - omelettes and so on.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Its not the most inspiring place. Alright for a quick lunchtime pit-stop.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The boulettes. Dense.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Freddy's Horizon Garden Restaurant&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu&lt;br /&gt;Tucked just underneath Heaven, this place has a massive projector screen upon which they are promising to show films. Its a nice little spot to watch olympic gymnastics while partaking of a Mutzig pression or three. Buffet at lunchtime, slightly below-par snacks and brochettes in the evening.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;It might be good for films, if they get the films right. Please: nothing starring Nicholas Cage.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cheap. Cheerful&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The goat brochettes have an unusual sweet marinade, but are as tough as tyres. Trying to extract a piece of meat with my fork resulted in it flying some eight feet across the patio, nearly striking a Dutch researcher&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you're on a date. Nobody looks good under UV lighting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-5116983015721075834?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/5116983015721075834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=5116983015721075834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5116983015721075834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5116983015721075834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/09/another-two.html' title='Another two:'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-6507723807521665286</id><published>2008-09-13T02:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T02:29:05.256-07:00</updated><title type='text'>KIGALI KRAWL</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Did you see what I did there?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Its the final weekend in Kigali. It could very well be the last weekend ever in Kigali. Why do I sense that this isn't over though? The sense that I'll be back here in the new year getting my back slapped by the waiters in Chez Lando.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;So a pub crawl is in order. The Kigali Krawl. A gaggle of us, consultants, Australians, and other heavy drinkers. One day we'll publish an official route guide to the Kigali Krawl, they'll sell it in the ORPTN office at a hugely inflated price to amorphously-shaped American tourists. Grown men wearing baseball caps. Supposedly the most advanced nation on earth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;The Kigali Krawl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;(Based on field notes, and inspired by the cheap wine lady)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Karibu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The Kigali Krawl Kicks off at Karibu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Yes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Every taxi driver, moto-rider, butcher, baker, candlestick maker, knows where Karibu is. An ideal, low key, place to start a krawl through town.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The waiter brings hot nuts. Good thinking Mr Waiter.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;We're lingering a bit, need to get the momentum up. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Belvedere&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Last time I was in here they were showing the A-Team dubbed into French: "Je plains l'imbécile". There are middle class eaters comprised mostly of tall women with a haughty camelid demeanour and men in bad suits. They stare disapprovingly at our noisy group. We eat our bad food and toddle off.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The voices in my head are singing:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;It felt good to be out of the rain&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;In the desert you can't remember your name&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,la,la&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,la,la&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Don't know why. Good song though.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Fine Dine. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Packed with Anglophile Rwandese. They don't stare, but the wazungu in the corner do. Architecturally it has a post-colonial Asmara coffee shop vibe. I haven't been to Asmara. Thats the vibe though. I like it. There is a band. LIVE MUSIC WITH REAL LIVE MUSICIANS PLAYING AND SINGING AND PEOPLE SMILING AND DANCING. In Kigali. Thats not right. Has this been sanctioned by the correct authorities? I'll come here again next week. Ah. Too late. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Passion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Skip the Mille Collines, lets shoot some pool. Two shots to you. Two shots to you. Two shots to you. One shot on the black.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Nice potato wedges. I should've eaten more.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Informers make the smokers go outside. Funny. It doesn't seem like the sort of place that informers would drink.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Torrero&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;New. Look at this. Coffee tables, illegal gay waiters, and copies of wallpaper* magazine scattered around. We could be in New York.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;US troops? what are they doing here? Stop staring at us. No, sorry, stop staring at the girls.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;This is a Krawl - coffee is for cheats!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Those two South African idiots again. Lets move on.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Carwash.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Yeah.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Wot no ribs. Bring on the pork and chips. And more beer. Here's Boniface. Forgot to call him, but he found us anyway. Good.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Pork and chips. Drunkeness, perhaps if I just keep talking no one will notice I'm drunk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Lets walk to One Love. Who is this guy following us. Does he know kung fu?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Do you know Kung Fu?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Eh?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Do you know Kung Fu?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Eh?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;One Love / Orion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Orion: No, rubbish.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;One Love: Yes, good.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Open air reggae dancing. I am the only one dancing. Coca-cola to keep me sober.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Do you know Kung fu?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Taxi. Hotel. Bed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-6507723807521665286?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/6507723807521665286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=6507723807521665286' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/6507723807521665286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/6507723807521665286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/09/kigali-kraw.html' title='KIGALI KRAWL'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-8724113738114979533</id><published>2008-08-25T08:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T09:06:51.592-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what an extraordinary coincidence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tripadvisor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='come on guys - its a small town and you can do better than that'/><title type='text'>It's a small town</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I've been continuing my quest to see what the man on the street thinks about eating out in Kigali, and stumbled across an interesting little coincidence...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Check out the reviews of the Heaven Restaurant in Kigali on &lt;a href="http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g293829-d1102768-Reviews-Heaven_Restaurant_and_Bar-Kigali.html"&gt;Tripadvisor&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Lots of positive reviews. I concur - its a good place to eat. Now look a little closer:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Note the language used. Each of the reviews reads like a press release.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Check out the reviewer profiles. 4 out of 5 joined within a couple of days of each other, and immediately gave Heaven glowing reviews. They haven't reviewed any other places.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Where are the reviewers located? NYC, Boston, San Francisco... Next time you go into Heaven, ask the owners for a little potted history.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Google the names of the reviewers with the names of the owners. Hello there!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;What an extraordinary coincidence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Mixed but mostly very positive reviews of Heaven have already appeared on Kigali Restaurant Reviews and &lt;a href="http://thejiffler.blogspot.com/"&gt;Jifflings&lt;/a&gt;. The reviews still stand (its still a great place to eat), but they are not due to another extraordinary coincidence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;By the nature of my eating habits, I have developed good relationships with restaurant owners and staff in Kigali and elsewhere, and yes - I sometimes get special treatment at some places due to my repeat custom, and maybe even because of this blog. However, the reviews are always impartial and not driven by any special service or favours I receive. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;News of the best places always comes from genuine reviews and, more importantly, genuine word of mouth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-8724113738114979533?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/8724113738114979533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=8724113738114979533' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8724113738114979533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8724113738114979533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-small-town.html' title='It&apos;s a small town'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-392905735421768716</id><published>2008-08-25T08:49:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T08:54:48.131-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stella'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='La Sierra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flamingo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><title type='text'>Three More</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Stella 2 (and VIP)&lt;/span&gt;, Remera, close to Chez Lando&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A bar in many parts. A slightly grubbier alternative to Chez Lando, the Stella VIP bar boasts private areas where you can talk politics without worrying too much about the thought police. Across the road at Stella 2 things are more public. Cheap as chips.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;For plotting and skullduggery.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The whole barbecued tilapia smelled nice.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The waiter didn't tell me about the whole barbecued tilapia&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Shrivelled up brochettes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;La Sierra&lt;/span&gt;,  City centre, beside Bacar Bank.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Forgot about this little gem after my first visit in 2006. Near the banking area in town La Sierra does a brisk lunchtime trade. A buffet is supplemented by simple a la carte and a take away section inside the shop. Ham and cheese sandwiches on brown bread cut into slices leave me nostalgic for home.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommendations:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Proper butties!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Swift service&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Decent a la carte&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Samosas and pasties are well stuffed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The buffet is expensive (6500 RwF) - better value elsewhere&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Not much going on in the evening here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Flamingo&lt;/span&gt;, Kimihurura&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I think this is the same Flamingo that used to be on the top of the telecom tower. In any case it offers upmarket Chinese food in tasteful surroundings with good views from upstairs. Popular during the week with Rwandese movers and shakers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommendations:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Soups made with decent stock.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Super-hot towels&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Staff can be a bit forgetful.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Main dishes are a bit heavy on the onion, go for the sizzlers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;More soon. Click &lt;a href="http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html"&gt;here &lt;/a&gt;to see the other reviews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-392905735421768716?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/392905735421768716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=392905735421768716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/392905735421768716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/392905735421768716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/08/three-more.html' title='Three More'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-3977186104704934576</id><published>2008-08-19T07:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-19T08:14:35.397-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='papyrus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crap service'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food not great either'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='waiting two hours for this?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><title type='text'>Downturn</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A couple of recent visits to Papyrus have been real disappointments. After the refit, new menu, and bakery section opened, Papyrus was one of the hottest places in town. Its still busy, but I think the reason the place is so full is because it can't turn the customers over quick enough. One has the impression of a busy restaurant, but the reality is of a restaurant where nobody is actually eating&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A place serving pizza, pasta, and salad really shouldn't be keeping punters waiting for an hour. Customers walking out of the restaurant because a salad has taken two hours to arrive is not good news. They won't come back, and they'll tell ten other people not to go. Business evaporates.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A few nights ago my colleague visited Papyrus with a small group of friends. As they ordered their food over in Papyrus,  I was across town meeting another, more hippy-like colleague, at the Novotel. We had two beers, walked over to Havana Club, ordered and ate a pizza, had one last large beer, hailed a motorbike taxi, and drove across the valley to Papyrus. As I arrived at Papyrus the first plates of my colleague's party's food were emerging from the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disappointing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-3977186104704934576?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/3977186104704934576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=3977186104704934576' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/3977186104704934576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/3977186104704934576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/08/downturn.html' title='Downturn'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-5600760821953895192</id><published>2008-08-16T05:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T05:10:18.963-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idiots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chez lando'/><title type='text'>Rwanda foodie links</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Thankfully I'm not the only person daft enough to write about eating out in Rwanda on the internet. A few minutes googling throws up a number of hits, and I've spent a bit of time rooting about, seeing what the man onthe street has to say.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I found a review of the Chez Lando hotel, where I usually stay, written a couple of weeks ago:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"&gt;This hotel is fantastic. The brochettes in the restaurant are top notch, but the pool is its crowning glory. What a swim!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The brochettes are indeed very good. There is no swimming pool though.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;What was it Johnny Rotten said about the man on the street? He was right. Tripadvisor has a lot to answer for. Here, idiots write about how some rancid pizza shop is the best restaurant in East Africa, or perhaps the epiphany they had when they tried mayonnaise with their chips for the first time. Here are some more choice cuts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"&gt;Menu with something to tempt everyone, including vegetarian and healthful foods as well a delicious variety of starters and entrees.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"&gt;I love Indian fare...period!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Oh dear (ellipsis, period, exclamation mark).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Food blogs will never wipe out proper journo-reviewers like Jay Rayner, AA Gill, or Giles Coren. Those folks can write, all cleverful and professionful. They know a thing or two about what is on the plate in front of them. They are not cretins. Not even Michael Winner.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Anyhow, there is one good Kigali blog: cheap wines of kigali, written in a suitably drunken style by an anonymous lady who always carries a notebook in her handbag just in case there is wine. Check it out &lt;a href="http://cheapwineinkigali.blogspot.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Another short batch of reviews coming soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-5600760821953895192?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/5600760821953895192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=5600760821953895192' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5600760821953895192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/5600760821953895192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/08/rwanda-foodie-links.html' title='Rwanda foodie links'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-8220268812287447167</id><published>2008-07-14T10:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T13:46:24.588-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwanda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kigali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Kigali Restaurant Reviews</title><content type='html'>&lt;div face="arial" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;Here are the reviews, first published on &lt;a href="http://thejiffler.blogspot.com/"&gt;Experimental Jifflings&lt;/a&gt;. I will add and edit as and when - please post your ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Chez Lando Hotel&lt;/span&gt;, Remera. (The rooms are alright, and the staff friendly)&lt;br /&gt;Foodwise you have the choice of the atmospheric bar and grill area, which shows international football and has a friendly crowd, or the rather stale, brightly lit, indoor restaurant, which has all the atmosphere of Crewe train station on a wet Tuesday in January. The menu is the same at both venues, so unless its raining, head to the bar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommendations:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The goat brochette is probably the best in town&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Steak and chips is pretty reasonable, but avoid the mushroom sauce&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Tilapia to share between two is highly recommended, but takes a while to arrive.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Some people swear by the barbecued chicken. Personnally I would rather eat boiled bicycle tyres, they would be less chewy.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The pizza. I don't think the chef has ever eaten a real pizza, but has created this from the memory of a picture of a pizza, drawn on the side of a moving donkey by a four year old child, that he once saw 15 years ago, from a distance.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Solo visits to the bar. The prostitutes there are serious. There is no foreplay, they just come right up and ask you for your room number, then your phone number, then your name. Its easy to deny knowledge of the first two.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Same goes if you're a solo female - expect lots of uninvited male attention.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sole Luna &lt;/span&gt;(Remera, near Chez Lando)&lt;br /&gt;Probably the best pizzas in town - from a proper wood-fired oven, and reasonable pasta too. Smaller bites at lunchtime and reasonable red wine. Not great if its busy and if you're in a hurry, but why should you hurry? Decent music, friendly staff and a nice al fresco atmosphere. And they've sorted out the toilets too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Good value lunchtime buffet&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pizza 'Sole Luna'&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Bruschetta&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pitchers of red wine&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The lasagne sucks&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The large parties of christians. Don't blow smoke in that direction for god's sake.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hellenique&lt;/span&gt;, Kimihurura, near New Cadillac&lt;br /&gt;Greek (obviously), comes with a hotel attached and a view over the valley. Its pricey, but you get proper Greek food - taramasalata, feta, dolmades, souvlaki, moussaka, and plenty of obscurities (including rabbit dishes) in satisfying portions. There is some standard pasta stuff for the philistines.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Visit the well stocked bar for a chat with the owners and a glass of ouzo&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mezze&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Steak with roquefort sauce - mighty!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you want a big night with plenty of action - this place is seriously sleepy.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If your budget is tight.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Congolese waiter trying to flog 'art'.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Novotel&lt;/span&gt;, Kaciyiru&lt;br /&gt;Bland business hotel from the French owned Accor chain. All the things you need from a business hotel - pool, gym, shops, internet. Buffet lunch and dinner or a la carte dining.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;For business lunches at the buffet&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;For a small fee you can use the pool all day.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Eating a la carte - rubbish burgers and the usual hotel muck.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drinks prices are steep&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Buffet doesn't change much.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Indian Khazana&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu, not far from Mille Collines&lt;br /&gt;Probably Kigali's best regarded restaurant amongst ex-pats. Better food is available elsewhere, but pleasant surroundings and colourfully uniformed staff give it a touch of class/crass depending on how you look at it. Busy for much of the week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The railway mutton curry&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pretty good breads&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;OK for a sociable work dinner&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you're a real curry snob&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sitting near the artificial waterfall (you can ask them to switch it off)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Chez Robert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Opposite the Hotel Mille Collines this popular restaurant serves a la carte and has probably the best buffet in town. Friendly service and a warm atmosphere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The buffet is quick and has a great selection&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The long wait for a la carte orders&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Karibu&lt;/span&gt;, Avenue de la Paix&lt;br /&gt;Relaxed restaurant in town. Offers a lunch and dinner buffet of the usual Rwandese carbs, a la carte pizzas and pastas aren't anything special.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The breakfast buffet is popular at weekends.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;High expectations&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Republika&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu&lt;br /&gt;A bar / restaurant that goes on until the early hours. Republika has established itself near the top of the Kigali nightlife tree. Early doors its full of expatriates eating in large groups, who are then replaced by Rwandese movers and shakers who stay until late. The decor has an upmarket safari lodge feel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mutzig beer on tap&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sambaza - tiny fried fish&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Steak Republika&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The view from the balcony restaurant&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The girls who congregate at the bar at the weekend&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Havana Club&lt;/span&gt;, Next door to Novotel, Kaciyiru&lt;br /&gt;Laid back pizza and pasta joint, not a patch on Sole Luna's food, but the atmosphere is fine and the prices are reasonable. Great for a meal or just a few drinks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mutzig beer on tap&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sweet and savoury crepes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The annoying American contractors who sit by the door spouting their racist, homophobic Republican views in front of whichever confused looking prostitutes they're sleeping with this week.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Barn Thai&lt;/span&gt;, Kimihurura, next to New Cadillac&lt;br /&gt;Great, a Thai restaurant. No, I take that back. Barn thai has the longest menu in the great lakes region, illustrated by colour photographs of each dish. Don't get excited though, most things are not available. The food itself, when it eventually comes, is averagely disappointing. During a powercut we sat in darkness for 20 minutes while the waiting staff acted as if they'd never encountered a powercut in Kigali before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you want some Thai flavours to break the brochette monotony.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you like to be able to see what your eating.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you've forgotten the mosquito repellent&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Nouvelle Planete&lt;/span&gt;, Remera, by Chez Lando&lt;br /&gt;Slightly lower budget alternative to Chez Lando, with a very similar set up. A few more Rwandese specialities on the menu too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you're on your own and don't want to attract the attention of the Chez Lando girls&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you fancy a side order of sombe, or an omlette&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The best (only?) lunchtime buffet in this neck of the woods&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you're with a group and want somewhere more atmospheric - try Chez Lando.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;KBC&lt;/span&gt;, Kaciyiru&lt;br /&gt;Probably the best and most popular lunchtime buffet in Kigali. Queue up with your plate for great avocados, and a good dollop of groundnut sauce. Friendly staff, and decent fruit juice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;For a quick lunch at a bargain price&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;It can get busy sometimes, so be prepared to share your table with random folks.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Papyrus&lt;/span&gt;, Kimihurura&lt;br /&gt;After a previous pasting on Experimental Jifflings, this place has sorted its act out. Smart atmosphere, with not-too-intrusive music. There is a deli with local(ish) cheese, yoghurt and bread on-site, and cooking has reverted to the classic home made pizzas and pasta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Most of the pasta dishes.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Supporting the deli&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;"The tower of Mutzig" - five bottles in a long upright tube.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Starters are a bit weak.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Unnamed Chinese&lt;/span&gt;, by Novotel/Ninzi Hotel, Kaciyiru&lt;br /&gt;Nice vibes here if you can get one of the little snugs. The food bears no resemblance to anything Chinese, but a lot of Chinese people eat there... I suspect there is a secret menu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you can get hold of the secret menu.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A few nice pork dishes.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Watch out for the prostitutes on the street outside, 'Arse-biters' according to a colleague of mine.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Don't go expecting Chinese food&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hotel Mille Collines&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Upper floor restaurant with great views and passable hotel food, poolside bar/grill with the usual brochettes and good-time girls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;For a quiet meal with a good view.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Relaxing by the pool during the day at the weekend.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;More brochette boredom in the bar&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Occasionally pushy prostitutes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Chez John&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu&lt;br /&gt;Tucked away, you'll have a job to find this one. A nice airy space is let down by slow service. Franco-Rwandese international cuisine. Yeah right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Not much, the fish - capitaine (Nile Perch) - is quite nice.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you want to eat your food before 11pm.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ice and Spice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The budget alternative to the Indian Khazana, some (including me) argue that the food is better. Ice and Spice is cosy and laid back, and has an extensive menu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;For better curry than the Khazana, at a more competitive price - you can live without the waiters in silly hats right?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The egg curry. You'll be suffering in the morning.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Carwash&lt;/span&gt;, Kimihurura&lt;br /&gt;A great place to watch the football on the big screen. Carwash does the usual brochettes and steaks, but its the Kenyan style Nyama Choma (roast goat meat) that does the business. Take your friends and order a pile of ribs with plenty of beer and greens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;For Nyama Choma, and big football matches&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Not much seating if it rains.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;La Fiesta&lt;/span&gt;, Kimihurura&lt;br /&gt;Bright little mexican restaurant with no pretentions. Swift friendly service, and a garden area for daytime dining, and bizarrely, volleyball.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sizzling fajitas for a big portion&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Slightly smelly waiting staff&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Serena Hotel&lt;/span&gt;, Nyarugenge&lt;br /&gt;Does bar food and also has a 'fine dining' restaurant. Both are expensive. The food in the restaurant is bland mutton-dressed-as-lamb but at foie gras prices. Serena is the kind of place that people with no palette go to 'have a nice meal'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The club sandwich in the bar isn't bad (but it costs 7,000 francs)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why bother when you can spend half as much somewhere else for something better?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hanging around in the lobby late at night... for the usual reasons.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Gorillas&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu&lt;br /&gt;A hotel with decent grub. Pizzas are OK, steaks and the usual franco-international stuff. Lots of well dressed Rwandese about - seems to be a place to go for special occasions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Better than most hotel offerings. Pretty reliable grub.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Steaks cooked at the table - always nice to have a bit of culinary busking.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Service can be a bit on the slow side&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Bourbon Coffee&lt;/span&gt;, Union Trade centre&lt;br /&gt;What's this? Some sort of upmarket starbucks-esque coffee joint with wireless internet access and leather sofas. Normally in the UK I'd run a mile from this sort of place, but here... ahhh. Local coffee in all shapes and sizes, muffins and cookies, and a menu that wouldn't look out of place in an Islington cafe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The coffee - marvellous&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sitting out on the balcony&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Great sandwiches&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you're annoyed by American college students having 'an experience' in Rwanda during their vacation.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Cafeteria at UTC&lt;/span&gt;, Union Trade Centre&lt;br /&gt;The hub of the UTC, order a pizza or buffet lunch from one of the windows, sit at a dirty table and wonder exactly how many days your food has been sitting around for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;I suppose its OK for people watching&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Eating anything&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Cafe at La Galette&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Laid back cafe attached to La Galette supermarket. Perfect for resting your feet post-shopping. Sandwiches and brochettes seem to attract throngs of ex-patriates on Saturday afternoons, and there is a noticeboard advertising all the usual ex-pat gubbins - cars, rooms to let, etc etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Meeting friends on a Saturday afternoon.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Service is a bit slow when its busy.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Lalibela&lt;/span&gt;, Remera&lt;br /&gt;Ethiopian. This one used to be in Kimhurura, and I thought it had closed down until a colleague pointed it out. Basic and a bit brightly lit, the food can be variable, but its worth a go for something different.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Beanyatu to share&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Doro Wat&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Having meetings in confined spaces the following morning.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Maestro&lt;/span&gt;, Outside UTC&lt;br /&gt;Well, this looks swish, but does it always smell of drains or just when the wind is blowing this way?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cheapish and convenient&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Buffet is reasonable&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sitting on the terrace on a windy day&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Heaven&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu&lt;br /&gt;Probably the top of the class in Kigali restaurant terms. Heaven is stylish and the food is unique for the city. Expect it to be invaded by braying ex-pats and fat legged gorilla hunters before long. (for a more detailed review, click &lt;a href="http://thejiffler.blogspot.com/2008/06/heaven.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;For quick service&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A great location with good views&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Can cater for large groups&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The food is pretty good, and the menu changes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Great burgers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The bloke who owns the place is a bit irritating&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you can smell rain, don't sit outside&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The wine list is extortionate. Its the same Ndolis supermarket plonk, double the price. Ker-ching.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Cactus&lt;/span&gt;, Kiyovu&lt;br /&gt;Nicely tucked away, this has a relaxed garden vibe to it. Food is good - the usual French/International menu. Carafes of wine are good value. Enjoyed watching the staff mis-pouring carafes and then necking it behind the bushes one Saturday night - now thats my kind of restaurant. Oh yeah, they do fondue, if anyone's interested.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommended:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Family friendly&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Good steaks&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Wine is reasonably priced&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Avoid:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Make sure you check the bill at the end in case you've been charged for the cheeky staff drinks.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats all for now... there will be a few more additions before the end of August.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-8220268812287447167?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/8220268812287447167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=8220268812287447167' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8220268812287447167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8220268812287447167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/07/kigali-restaurant-reviews.html' title='Kigali Restaurant Reviews'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929934703527168369.post-8659491281225020736</id><published>2008-07-01T08:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-01T08:28:16.976-07:00</updated><title type='text'>KRR</title><content type='html'>Kigali restaurant reviews coming soon....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3929934703527168369-8659491281225020736?l=kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/8659491281225020736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3929934703527168369&amp;postID=8659491281225020736' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8659491281225020736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3929934703527168369/posts/default/8659491281225020736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kigalirestaurantreviews.blogspot.com/2008/07/krr.html' title='KRR'/><author><name>Jiffler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14082395011020159257</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OdCWQ4JvU9k/SHuREdZSAKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OTyvorV8Lus/S220/steak+reduced.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
